I could read this whole thing but I just don't give a flying fuck. Seriously if you can't bend at the waist and strap in you should probably just end your life now because you're so out of shape you're sucking up precious resources as it is.
Don't be an iced ass nazi now...
Those few seconds are crucial to stay ahead of the pack in pow days....
2015/16 -17- Kirkwood days
Arbor A-Frame 158 2009-10
Jeremy Jones Hovercraft 156, 2011/12
Subaru WRX 06 - 181K