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post #183 of (permalink) Old 11-30-2012, 08:45 PM
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$2 bucks to ride the whole mtn & you will be able to try out the air-bag as well

Well, have I got the answers for you guys then.


Come to Cypress tomorrow, it should only cost you $2 bucks to ride the whole mtn & you will be able to try out the air-bag as well.

Here's how it will go down...

To go on the air-bag you have to buy a ticket. The air-bag ticket is the same ticket as the regular ticket, with the exception of a few extra numbers.

When you buy a ticket for the air-bag, you enter the "paid zone".
Once you're in the paid zone you can go wherever you want.

They don't check for tickets @ the lifts, only @ the gate for the "paid zone",
but you'll have a ticket, a $2 ticket, which entitles you to get in.

So all you poor Seymour bastards, best be gettin' your asses up to Cypress.

Cypress has lots of snow, & Skychair should be open tomorrow. It has only been open ONCE for a few hours. So it's pretty much untouched.
As all you Cypress guys already know SKYCHAIR IS THE SHIT.

Long steep powder runs

I don't know how long this will go undetected, but Cypress is the most greedy fuckin' mtn I've ever been to so, THE TIME IS NOW.

If anyone wants to go hit me back, Donutz, Grafta, Kung-pow, I know Cypress real well, you'll get the Golden tour & for $2 bucks I can GUARANTEE this will be the best $2 bucks you ever spent.

Here is a crude scribble of what I'm talkin bout...
Basically once you're in, you're in.

Like any weekend anywhere, it's gonna be a fuckin' zoo up there, so you should try & get there as early as possible.

If anyone comes up there I'm going to be locking 2 snowboards up right outside the rental shop doors with a for sale sign on em & a phone number, Call the number & I should be there in under 10 min.

This will work, I'm so used to sneaking on to mtn's, I tend to catch these things
Once I noticed this happening, I tested it myself. @ three different times on 3 different people.
Bought a ticket for the air-bag & purposely hid my seasons pass to see what they were checking for. Just tickets, any tickets, didn't matter what kind as long as it was a ticket.
Cypress Mountain 6 Day Snow Forecast & Skiing Weather for 1430 m

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