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Powhound97 · 12-01-2012, 02:29 AM

> >Subject:Biology Exam
> >Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last
> >question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70
> >points or none at all.
> >>
> >>One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He
> >wrote:
> >>
> >>1) It is perfect formula for the child.
> >>2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
> >>3) It is always the right temperature.
> >>4) It is inexpensive.
> >>5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
> >>6) It is always available as needed.
> >>
> >>And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell
> >>rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
> >>
> >>7) It comes in two attractive containers, it's fresher and it's high enough off
> >>the ground where the cat can't get it.
> >>
> >>He got an A.

Thought I would share!!

12-01-2012, 02:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Powhound97 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: washington state Posts: 148	Biology exam - funny > >Subject:Biology Exam > >Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last > >question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 > >points or none at all. > >> > >>One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He > >wrote: > >> > >>1) It is perfect formula for the child. > >>2) It provides immunity against several diseases. > >>3) It is always the right temperature. > >>4) It is inexpensive. > >>5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. > >>6) It is always available as needed. > >> > >>And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell > >>rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: > >> > >>7) It comes in two attractive containers, it's fresher and it's high enough off > >>the ground where the cat can't get it. > >> > >>He got an A. Thought I would share!!