well, first off stop acting creepy and desperate. And second? stop punching out of your weight.
It's not that hard to get laid at a ski resort. Go buy some drinks for fat chicks and/or single moms. You should be able to score no problem.
an easy victory will help build your confidence and shed your desperate aura.....trust me. Chicks can smell desperation a mile away.
you're welcome. Im here all day. Until tomorrow. When I'll be snowboarding.
Single moms are more grateful and fat chicks will keep you warm on a cold winters night. They also give the best head, something about winning hot dog eating contests.