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Old 12-01-2012, 11:44 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Richie67 View Post
The only thing I noticed from that thread was that OldDog uses smilies way to much for a 37 year old. Seems like the creepy rapist type.
That's my job around here... I creep all the new girls.

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It's not that hard to get laid at a ski resort. Go buy some drinks for fat chicks and/or single moms. You should be able to score no problem.
Taking home a fat chick is like racing a civic at the end of the night. You know you're going to win but for some reason you still do it...

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Single moms are more grateful and fat chicks will keep you warm on a cold winters night. They also give the best head, something about winning hot dog eating contests.
Long as they don't get all klingon after... In which case I'd rather sit at home with a beer and porn. The first love is self love!!!
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