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Originally Posted by Richie67
The only thing I noticed from that thread was that OldDog uses smilies way to much for a 37 year old. Seems like the creepy rapist type.
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That's my job around here... I creep all the new girls.
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Originally Posted by mixie
It's not that hard to get laid at a ski resort. Go buy some drinks for fat chicks and/or single moms. You should be able to score no problem.
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Taking home a fat chick is like racing a civic at the end of the night. You know you're going to win but for some reason you still do it...
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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger
Single moms are more grateful and fat chicks will keep you warm on a cold winters night. They also give the best head, something about winning hot dog eating contests.
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Long as they don't get all klingon after... In which case I'd rather sit at home with a beer and porn. The first love is self love!!!
