Dude you do sound like a kook, first off don't say "i don't want a new board" everyone here would take a new board if they could so that right there screams lie. Secondly if you seriously want people to commit to group buying then post a video of yourself with your license as proof and your address so when you run off with their money they can come beat your ass.
Thirdly, if you wanna rep this brand so bad become an importer for them, shit you may even make some money but don't come onto a forum and pedal some lame ass shit story about being a robin hood type fella by trying to "help everyone out".
Ohh and who have you helped? and i also doubt you're gaining too much respect here....
I hate you