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Old 12-12-2012, 09:39 AM   #73 (permalink)
TorpedoVegas
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Ok I have the answer! Snowboard pants with a built in bench seat built into the ass! It's perfect... Unload from the lift, pull the retractable legs down on your new BenchAss Pants (patent pending)...sit on your ass... And strap in. Just fold the legs up and go. They also double as protective slam shorts for tailbone injuries (or they cause tailbone injuries... Gotta work those bugs out).... Anyway...i'm off to the patent office bitches!!!
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