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Old 12-12-2012, 08:55 PM   #91 (permalink)
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If you sit to do your bindings up, you are a retard.

Learn how to make a little ledge in the snow.

You only have to do it once, it'll still be there for your next run.

Sitting in the snow=wet bum=retard.

straight up, if you sit in the snow you are a retard. I don't care what you say. =Retarded.

Not sayin' you're a retard, but sitting in the snow, is retarded.

Someone showed me the little ledge thing 25 years ago, I don't think I've sat down to do my bindings up since.

Thank you, whoever the fuck you were!

If whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.

Then I am so close to immortality
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