No I'm not a retard and from a generation of snowboarders that had shit break or not work out the box but we wanted to shred so we made it work. If the screws don't work it doesn't take a genius to go, fuck lets try a different configuration or just grab some new screws. It's screws they cost what maybe a buck or if you're like me you have boxes of parts full of old ones laying around. Don't be such a dipshit pussy use that block of gray matter located three feet above your ass.
Yeah...I had a similar problem with my first pair of bindings (Kempers). The front binding would wiggle and shift. Tried other screws, tightened the shit out of them, but nothing worked. The screw holes had worn away enough through the hard plastic that a bigger screw was too big for the inserts.
I dealt with it. Because I wanted to ride.