.... to the person who runs over your board in the lift line? ( or at any time on the hill.)
I hate people in my space alot more than ON my board as it were, but last year I had a guy just all over my shit for like 40 feet in line. I finally turned around and said all chill and funny like, "sorry bro, am I in YOUR way?" pretty funny he started stuttering like Yosemite Sam and backed the fuck off.
i tell them i do more damage to my board in one run then they can by bumping it with their skis or snowboard.
A good buddy I ride with skis and constantly(ok every once in awhile) jams his poles into my board on the liftline and is like "ahh sorry man I'm an asshole" to which I always reply "I am destroying the bottom of this board way faster than you can do anything to the top, try to keep up."
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