In local news just this week, some twit was playing with her ipod while driving (same idea as texting) and drove right off the road and ran over some guy. He's in the hospital in critical condition with multiple injuries. Her car is totalled.
I don't care how good you think you are -- all the other idiots who've had accidents thought they were just as good.
In retrospect, "Let's get the goat drunk"
should have been my cue to leave the party.