The stepchild street recession is cheap because it's meant to take a beating in the street and be disposable :
IT HAS NO EDGE.
I didn't research but... Really?
What kind of a board has no edge?!
What the fuck is THAT?
BROCKLE-BROCKLE CH, SHAKE JUNT CH, PARTY SNAKE CH, BOZWRECK CH, LUCH CH, E-MAN CH, BLACKPARK CH, PEAK SEASON CH!!
- Jed Anderson