I was just having this discussion with some friends today where the topic of pigs living in their own poop came up. One person felt that pigs living in their own poop ruined the meat.
I decided that the opposite must be true and proposed the following:
Pigs live in their own shit.
Pigs are the source of the best meats around, like bacon.
Therefore living in shit must be the reason that bacon is soooo good!
(I know the logic is flawed but I don't care.) (BACON)