By the way guys, I have this cool project I've been working on. It's called the Auto-Xpert Snowboard. If you are intermediate or advanced, riding this board will make you an expert in a much shorter period of time. I messed with the base to alter speed, motion mechanics, and the tendency of the surface to repel water, which when done properly, will make you a fucking shred machine. That's about all I can tell you (sorry, no pics, or real information of any kind... I got them patents though). Anyone got the hookup on some snowboard company CEO email to pedal my miracle board? If you wanna know more about it, I got some some legal documents you can sign.
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