if you consider buying a fucking cape for snowboarding first consider that you fucking suck at snowboarding and you should not be calling attention to yourself because you fucking suck.
if you want to get noticed by other people THAT badly - learn how to ride your fucking snowboard.
otherwise go buy a cape and a furry animal hat.... and a shotgun to stick in your mouth and save us all your embarrassment on the mountain.
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get the hell off my lawn.
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