if you consider buying a fucking cape for snowboarding first consider that you fucking suck at snowboarding and you should not be calling attention to yourself because you fucking suck.
if you want to get noticed by other people THAT badly - learn how to ride your fucking snowboard.
otherwise go buy a cape and a furry animal hat.... and a shotgun to stick in your mouth and save us all your embarrassment on the mountain.
haha that sounds exactly like what my boyfriend said. we also saw a kid with a camera on a pole and he sucked and it was foggy out anyways.... some people just think its cool to tell people they snowboard. others, like us, actually enjoy doing it for fun and are actually good at it