True that Tigre.
Real men drive manuals, so we can't be distracted doing silly feminine texting while driving.
I'm an old bastard so the whole concept of texting just seems like a very womanly activity.
Gotta figure we're a bunch of knuckle draggin' Troglodytes, eh?
(...i'd put money on the salesman giving you the Ol' "Now Sweety, you don't really
want a stick now do you?")