Vail nightlife is high class hookers, a few snow carnies, and a lot of very well dressed women.
Brecks is snow bro's, pro hos, whump music, you'll end the night at either Liquid or Cecelias, probably Cecelias because you'll be afraid of Liquid, and then you'll go buy a burrito from Lucha to wash it all down.
WP you will find a meth dealer at the gas station, smoke it, make some bad decisions, and wake up in jail or 3 states over.
It's because of one of those well dressed women in Vail that I now live in Switzerland.
Vail -hook up with a leggy sugar mamma euro babe.
Breck- hook up with a single mamma with herpes.
WP- Hook up with your cell mate Nasty Nate. Naughty jungle of love.
Plus Breck is flat. It has a rad park but it's still flat.
Man, the Internet sounds like a tuff place to ride.