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**killclimbz** · 01-23-2013, 02:14 PM

You're going to Aspen. If you can't find any girls to party with, there will probably be plenty of cougars. If that doesn't mow your lawn, I'm sure you can pay for some pretty hot girls to hang out with you. In Denver we call them hookers, but in Aspen they are "escorts".

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killclimbz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Front Range Posts: 9,173	You're going to Aspen. If you can't find any girls to party with, there will probably be plenty of cougars. If that doesn't mow your lawn, I'm sure you can pay for some pretty hot girls to hang out with you. In Denver we call them hookers, but in Aspen they are "escorts".