He is too lazy to grab his board and bring it up, meaning he has some other guy carry his board for him everywhere he goes.
He is dumb.
Plenty of other stuff.
If it doesn't involve money and publicity and if it isn't a groomed televised event he won't do it.
He claims that he has never heard of Mark, Torstein, or Seb Toots.
Ughh I hate him so much!