I hear there's a singles line at every chairlift to mingle and pick up.
So *this* is why guys think it's appropriate to hit on me on the lift.
Last Valentine's Day I was riding solo; it was midweek and I scheduled the day off to ride. Some skier dude started his string of random weak moves, trying to cram his pathetic attempts into the few minutes on the chair. He put all his chips on thinking: single-chick-riding-on-Valentines Day-hope-she's-single and desperate.
It was amusing. Sadly amusing.
And oh - if you're a skier trying to pick up a snowboard chick, don't talk shit about "those weird snowboards." That is less amusing than your weak moves.