I wouldn't care if you rode along with us if our 3 young children weren't coming along for the first half of the trip you creepy-ass mofo. I suppose we could always throw you in the back of the pickup with the dogs. Don't worry, we've got a topper so you'd be out of the wind. lol
Bring a sleeping bag and crash for the whole ride up there....or make a sign that says "Help Me!" and show it to people as they pass.