I cant believe this...beer??? thats baby juice...
You guys wanna know how you really have a fun nightlife Im gonna give it to you plain and simple!
BOOZE! hardcore 99% top of the line...and if you can hang with me for that much.........you can have this...
And if you can still be close behind me at this point then you can have fun like this till 6am.

Ohhh by the way those are the clydesdales...they are my bodyguards..and that water bottle isnt water at all...trust me.