Thanks baconzoo. I found a used Drift for cheap. I'm going to do what I did with the Roam -- bought one cheap to try it out and see if I like it. In the case of the Contour, I've decided I didn't. If the Drift works out better, I'll likely buy a Ghost eventually.
In retrospect, "Let's get the goat drunk"
should have been my cue to leave the party.