I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, it says I'm formal, but I like to party.
And I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.
I like to picture my Jesus with huge angel wings, singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd, and I'm in the front row and I'm HAMMERED drunk!
Ahem sorry about the Talladega Will Ferrell.
Anyway, you only option would be to attempt to join forces, as you have no chance of beating him. Unless your talent is escaping a flying shark.