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Cifex for President of the United States of America

I am very pleased to announce my intention to run for President. Here is what I will do....I promise.

1. Purify congress - I will veto every single bill that comes across my desk which contains any of the following:

a. An earmark
b. reference of a specific business
c. something ridiculous

2. Fix taxes - I will eliminate the employee paid portion of FICA and consolidate it into the standard federal Income tax. You will no longer see FICA come out of your paycheck (7.6% up to 100K) and your federal income taxes will go up 5%. If you are wealthy, you probably won't like this. I don't give a shit.

3. Imprison Dick Cheney in a mirror and launch him into space.

4. Undo everything Dick Cheney did.

5. End the war.

6. More to come....

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