I like to yell "bingo" so all the people in the singles line think they get to come on the chair.
Or if some dude asks if I'm a single I say really loudly "No, Homo"
Or if I see a guy I know I'll say "Hey (insert name) are you still going out with (insert other guys name) from (insert town name)"
Hey Dave are you still going out with that guy from Surrey?
I love that one. there is NO right answer
If whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
Then I am so close to immortality