I'd like to know how you'd end the war? If it could involve something far-fetched, in a movie sort of way, I would be more inclined to send my vote your way.
I would also like to see every politician waterboarded who said it was no big deal...maybe show that instead of commercials for a week.
BTW, where are you building the huge ovens to purify congress?
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