Oh quit being a pussy, it's just a broken back. What are the consequences of a wrong move anyways, paralysis? Shiiiiit, you must not be core enough brah.
Wifey wanted me to come up north with her and the gang. I told her that if I was driving all the way up there and lodging with 15 snowboarders then I was going to get myself a freebie ticket to the Camelot lift and shred some green runs while they were out on the rest of the hill.
She changed her mind about me coming.