Ejoy the boards?
Are you a four edger?
Keeding mon, take some pills, relax...
Getting stoked up for the new season. I'm retiring my wing (for now) and tooling up for drops. Am here for zee stoke.
Everyone is young but zee sing is, we all have zee lame zing.
In my day, we looked to the French and their avante' guard passes, Patrick de Gayardon, Bruno Gouvey, our men were Dimitri, Mick and da boys. It took za serfers so long to get it, but now zey go, Lopez, Hamilton and eets all good yah.
The weather is the new news, sports have been cancelled. I'm going surfing in the mountains. Somewhere up there is the ghost I left behind.