oi you cheeky bugger!
get yourself a clipboard and go out and meet the public!
there ain't no trusting ne'er do wells in places like this;
not if you want your project to be a good one!
surveys are dull as dish water for the questioner and victim a like; we've all done em that's why we know to hate em..... now it is your turn......
Just coz you don't understand it
Doesn't mean it makes no sense!