Ok, that is fair enough. I was just to save people work and effort. That said, I'll start paraphrasing all the info listed within the first site. If you want, I can send you the drafts in a Word Doc if that would be easier than posting them here.
"Nancy Ninja Nabs Nefarious Nymph. Pays Price Per Pissed Pants!" -Flick
"Up, up, my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!"
-The White Rose Society