Drunk with power...er beer.
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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and that picture of olivia wilde? The top one, what the men are saying is w/o makeup? She's got a fuckton of make up on....so what men think is futile because most of them don't even know....
Weird as it may be, I know way more about makeup than is healthy for a male. My wife used to be a professional makeup artist and unlike many hubbies I actually listen to my wife.
Just like I don't know the difference between all the power tools my man has in the garage..."uh huh, sure honey, I like the blue ones, they're prettier then the yellow ones. OHH YOUR DRILL HAS A LIGHT OMG COOL" lol
There was a commercial on for a while where a couple is looking through a house (open house, presumably -- I think it was a real estate commercial). The husband gets all excited about the electrical service while the wife just looks bored and walks away, then the wife gets all happy about the walk-in closet while the husband makes a "what?" face. There's definitely stuff we just don't "get" about our other halves.
Coffee is your friend. Everyone else is an acquaintance.