She did end up choosing girl's over me but that's just nature not my fault lol
Don't blame nature on your inability to fuck.
Nah, the girl I took to senior prom ended up batting for the other team a few years later. Of course, I did end up fucking her best friend that night.
Looking back on things, I used to be kind of an asshole I guess
"People say that marijuana smoking is going to get in the way of my career. I say to them that on the contrary, my fighting career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking." -Nick Diaz