Never liked children in general but Colorado kids in particular. Rode pretty much everywhere in the world over the years and never seen kids as dumb as in good ol' CO. Dumass parents think nothing of unleashing their brood on the mountain unchecked and unsupervised. Apparently a mountain air and random strangers are supposed to do all the parenting for them.
Can you "parent" them with a slap to the back of the head? Or is that frowned upon doing to somebody else's kid?