Hmmmm I am not familiar with this hipster in Subaru phenomenon. Here in Brooklyn they all ride "vintage" bicycles aka $20 rusted pieces of shit which is the only thing they can afford.
I thought most hipsters in gentrified sections of NYC were rich as balls, living off their trust funds and such.
They buy the rusty shit bike because it's soooooo hip. Even though they could drop 12,000 on a top shelf road bike if they wanted. Wankers.