Amazing, all the nuances of Colorado weather finally explained!
It snowed and backcountry gear sales skyrocketed,” points out Towns. “The following winter was one of Colorado’s warmest. Fires ravaged the state. Colorado only saw a late comeback in winter this year because the majority of backcountry users had just plain given up—restoring normal weather patterns
According to climatologists, the two-month surge in usage of the word “EPIC!” is responsible for the wildfires that are currently decimating the state.
I blame all those front rangers. How are we locals supposed to get epic in our skin tracks and impress Becky at the Backcountry Brewery. Lets be honest we locals keep these mountains open none of you Boulder and Denverites!