Wow man, why the preemptive pre hostility strike? I don't think anyone has been a douche in this forum.
Anyhow, I know it's been rough in that region. You're still not getting snow? The PNW has started to get hammered and it looks like they are starting to accumulate like crazy.
I think Golden or Revelstoke have been getting nailed. Probably a little far, but maybe worth the drive. Also, how about Pemberton? Have they gotten anything? That is North of Whistler right? Just some thoughts.
Otherwise, I would guess you're going to have to get up by the glacier to do what you are speaking of.
Hopefully a massive storm will roll in and all this talk will be moot for you. Bummed for you friend. I've been sweating the PNW as I have a trip in about a month out there. Looks like they are in the cross hairs now, so hopefully I will have excellent conditions myself.