Dumb, yet ironically amusing. Why? Because unlike every single other binding out there, these actually will increase in their worth over time because of the gold. Gold has been shooting up in worth for sometime now. 1 ounce will cost you over 1k
Course that's if whomever buys it makes sure that their shit doesn't get ganked. But overall, still a stupid idea.
Government - If you think the problems they created are bad, just wait until you see their solutions.
Screw being normal