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BoardWalk · 11-30-2012, 10:34 AM

Only pussies use bindings...

KIRKRIDER · 11-30-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BoardWalk

Only pussies use bindings...

you're a No-Boarder?

BurtonAvenger · 11-30-2012, 10:54 AM

I could read this whole thing but I just don't give a flying fuck. Seriously if you can't bend at the waist and strap in you should probably just end your life now because you're so out of shape you're sucking up precious resources as it is.

hot-ice · 11-30-2012, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by backstop13

That is a Georgia Bulldog fan, my good man...

Oh, yeah I guess it is. Tell's you how much I know about college fb. I just wanted to get some cheeseheads fired up.

KIRKRIDER · 11-30-2012, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger

I could read this whole thing but I just don't give a flying fuck. Seriously if you can't bend at the waist and strap in you should probably just end your life now because you're so out of shape you're sucking up precious resources as it is.

Don't be an iced ass nazi now...

Those few seconds are crucial to stay ahead of the pack in pow days....

Gdog42 · 11-30-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KIRKRIDER

Don't be an iced ass nazi now...

Those few seconds are crucial to stay ahead of the pack in pow days....

RockyMTNsteeze · 12-02-2012, 01:07 AM

I find it kind of funny someone would write up paragraphs on how to strap in.

I would take longer if I had to remember a bunch of steps to take before strapping in.

The most important step is to make sure there is no snow/ice in the bindings, fuck snow in the bindings. I will pound the snowboard into the snow to loosen the binding ice by doing a few one footed ollies. Then I will brush the snow out with my glove. I also do the ollies so all the other snowboarders know I can ollie one footed.

Gdog42 · 12-02-2012, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyMTNsteeze

I find it kind of funny someone would write up paragraphs on how to strap in.

I would take longer if I had to remember a bunch of steps to take before strapping in.

The most important step is to make sure there is no snow/ice in the bindings, fuck snow in the bindings. I will pound the snowboard into the snow to loosen the binding ice by doing a few one footed ollies. Then I will brush the snow out with my glove. I also do the ollies so all the other snowboarders know I can ollie one footed.

That's why I don't use Flow bindings (the ones without the ratchets). If you get pow in them it's a pain in the ass to scoop it out.

Your right about the thread. I have a tendency to make things too complicated, so I edited the original post. Now it just gets straight to the point and there are no steps or anything stupid.

backstop13 · 12-02-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hot-ice

Oh, yeah I guess it is. Tell's you how much I know about college fb. I just wanted to get some cheeseheads fired up.

no worries. as a fan of the Gators, it's always great to see some hillbilly UGA fan acting the fool

**Donutz** · 12-02-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Gdog42

Your right about the thread. I have a tendency to make things too complicated, so I edited the original post. Now it just gets straight to the point and there are no steps or anything stupid.

Honestly, we're all going a little nutz WAITING FOR THE FUCKING SNOW so I wouldn't worry about it. Anything snowboarding-related helps scratch the itch.

11-30-2012, 10:54 AM	#43 (permalink)
BurtonAvenger Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mountains Posts: 8,022	I could read this whole thing but I just don't give a flying fuck. Seriously if you can't bend at the waist and strap in you should probably just end your life now because you're so out of shape you're sucking up precious resources as it is. __________________ Angry Snowboarder Because someone has to call it how they see it!

12-02-2012, 01:07 AM	#47 (permalink)
RockyMTNsteeze Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 221	I find it kind of funny someone would write up paragraphs on how to strap in. I would take longer if I had to remember a bunch of steps to take before strapping in. The most important step is to make sure there is no snow/ice in the bindings, fuck snow in the bindings. I will pound the snowboard into the snow to loosen the binding ice by doing a few one footed ollies. Then I will brush the snow out with my glove. I also do the ollies so all the other snowboarders know I can ollie one footed. __________________ http://www.etsy.com/shop/RockyMTNsteeze IT AINT EAZY BEIN STEEZY

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BoardWalk Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 370	Only pussies use bindings...