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Old 01-28-2014, 11:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What the fuck is that a brokeback mountain board?

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Old 01-29-2014, 02:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I totally would, just to annoy the homophobiacs.
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Very few true ladies left in this world.
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LOL! I've seen boards plastered with nekkid Boobs, cameltoe, all kinds of various T&A type graphics,.. So why not give the ladies a little "tit for tat?" Shit! compared to some of the stuff us guys ride? I'm surprised there isn't a woman's board out there called "The Dick Stick!" Complete with a giant penis graphic on the base! (...they could give it magnatraction and call it "Ribbed for Her Riding Pleasure!!!")

...wait!!! Let me trademark that!!!



(....personally I'd be more weirded out seeing a woman riding one of those god awful Lobster graphics boards!)
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I'm surprised there isn't a woman's board out there called "The Dick Stick!" Complete with a giant penis graphic on the base! (...they could give it magnatraction and call it "Ribbed for Her Riding Pleasure!!!")

You're really surprised...?
I ain't
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Gay guys are more likely to ride that than women are.

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the male equivalent.

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Gay guys are more likely to ride that than women are.
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Well, obviously I was being sarcastic. Although there would no doubt b a few exceptions, I would bet most women would never be caught riding a board like the one I described.

....but then speed goes and posts the exact kind of thing I was refering to when I was giving examples of a man's taste in rides. Lol! Being utterly "Hetero" I will admit to an affinity and appreciation for the subject matter for the graphics on that board, but I would seriously question ever riding something like that in public. (...I'm creepy, but I ain't quite that creepy!) lol!

By comparison? That Gnu board is rather tame. Demure even!






...besides, the Unicorns and Pegas(i)? (...pegasusses?) graphics on many a ladies deck? Those are far more subliminally phallic/sapphic IMO!
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