WOO someone just discovered motion graphics and techno music!
blah blah blah marketing speak blah blah blah could get that from the catalog blah blah blah we don't know what we're talking about blah blah blah
Throwing off huge kickers? It's the fucking WWW that board is not going to be fun off a jump over 30 feet. I'm going to land better with this board because of the progressive sidecut? Please explain to me how the sidecut is going to help me land if I'm flat based and not initiating a turn at all.
Why does JibTip allow me to ride 5 cm's shorter? Please I don't know this, explain to me what this does, oh yeah because it changes the effective edge. HMM... where was that in this video?
CARPET FLEX TEST! Because once a board is outside in the cold and moving down hill it will flex exactly the same!
JUST THE TIP!!!!! That's what she said!
Can't wait to get this board out there? You haven't even ridden this thing.
Comfy flex, explain to me what that is. I don't understand this at all.
Super flexy yet real stable? How is that possible you sacrifice one for the other.
Tips are stiff enough for a boot, yet you have not hit a jump with them. Let alone there is nothing to give that board any rebound or help the rider it's as meat and potatoes as it gets. I really am believing what you're selling me here.
Doing a floor tripod. "MAX FLEX WE CAN GET THIS THING WAY UP HERE!" Well no shit you're all the way leaning into it past the flex point leveraging the binding to make it bend in a pendulum motion.
Wait this board doesn't have stability for pow but you said it was really stable and really flexible. Is this a contradictory statement?
Have to plug the online sales, always plug the online sales!
Now lets look at this we're about to go into 2015. This board is a 2014. That means it's already a year behind in terms of tech and tweaks. Then there's the lack of credibility from the source which begs the question of do you want authenticity or do you just want a shiny gold star and a good job this is what you need.
This review blows ass.
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