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Can't make up your mind which board? Need community decision? Post here.

Ok, so the new season is starting up and 2010 equipment is coming out. We're starting to see a lot of new threads by those who apparently need the community to make the decision for them. So if you're a noob and think any single board is your answer to become big mountain Jeremy Jones, Torstein Horgmo, or Travis Rice or have any requests for board to board comparison (which butters on toast better, can I take this rockered board off 600ft. kickers, can I do rails and take a 2000ft spine in Alaska on this board) post it up here in this consolidated thread.

Be sure to include your height, weight, boot size, what you bench press, squat, and dress size.

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ahaha dress size...im 5'6" 120 and ive already decided i'm getting a postermania 1985 as a jib/jump board. but i'm deciding between a 147 and a 150...help.
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Someone should make a spreadsheet or a list of snowboards by type. Anyone with that kind of time? Anyone? I actually started one for women's boards when I was researching my most recent purchase. I suppose I could finish it.
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I'm 3'5 400lbs have a penis and a vagina (sometimes they touch, does that mean I'm fucking myself?) I rock a size 32 US boot and I only have one arm. I like my boards to have rainbows and unicorns and preferably be over 300 in length! Oh and I want it exclusively for jibbing!


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I'm 3'5 400lbs have a penis and a vagina (sometimes they touch, does that mean I'm fucking myself?) I rock a size 32 US boot and I only have one arm. I like my boards to have rainbows and unicorns and preferably be over 300 in length! Oh and I want it exclusively for jibbing!
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Wasn't on that but my girlfriend was just on TV I believe they call her Octo Mom. Let me tell you I thought clown cars had a lot of room, then I had sex with her, it's like the grand canyon in there.


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I'm 3'5 400lbs have a penis and a vagina (sometimes they touch, does that mean I'm fucking myself?) I rock a size 32 US boot and I only have one arm. I like my boards to have rainbows and unicorns and preferably be over 300 in length! Oh and I want it exclusively for jibbing!
But can you bench press 250lbs? I think not.

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But can you bench press 250lbs? I think not.
With 1 arm, of course not! Give the guy a break. He's got PMS and is going bald, plus, he's got a yeast infection.
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But can you bench press 250lbs? I think not.
I have one arm can't exactly press much except my salami to the walls of that grand canyon of a vagina I pummel!

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With 1 arm, of course not! Give the guy a break. He's got PMS and is going bald, plus, he's got a yeast infection.
Is that what that bread like stuff was when I was climbing around that chasm of a vagina? Had to eat it for some nourishment it tasted like fish.


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