Is someone stepping into the arena for a pissing match with me cause I'm not in a good mood today and I'll fucking crucify you.
Alright douche juice you want to go. Yeah I know who the Whiskey crew is cause guess what I owned it on VHS the year it came out. Oh shit does that earn me OG status cause I know who they are, or do I earn OG status cause I can actually pick up my phone and have their cell numbers in it? How about the fact that I used to rage just as hard as them and do stupid stuff. Or better yet let me quote Sean Johnson for you, " All these kids today trying to be piss drunks and rowdy partiers are tools that are just playing off what we did, the difference is we were kids and didn't know any better and snowboarding wasn't about your image it was about being rebellious, everyone doing it today is a tool". Yeah go read the book Out West by Dano Pendygrasse dumbass might open your eyes about the Wildcats and the Whiskey Crew. Oh but wait you're too busy being a lounge lizzard in Vegas and being a straight up kook.
I lived in Vegas down across from Nellis I know about the local resort. But don't even try to say that you're close to any of the others you're talking serious drive time. At least when I wake up I can see a real mountain from my bedroom I have 5 mountains in a 15 minute radius and another 10 an hour away. Since you seem to hate on Mr. Linville for being lesser than you for riding less, but wait you love us all, right? Or do you? Yeah way to be hypocritical.
As far as Shawn and Danny I know them both personally. Shawn is a tool bag but you know what you be the face of snowboarding, you do what he does, and you see what happens. Danny on the other hand is Danny he never wanted to be a household name he just wanted to snowboard but everyone put the pressure on him and he did what he had to do. I might not like him but I have respect for him, far more than you.
Oh now you want to talk about your snowboards since they're by snowboarders for snowboarders. That's a tired cliche marketing ploy by people that don't know any other way to market a product. Seriously it's played out Rome did it, Burton did it, fuck I think every company in the top tier did it at some point in their career. No one gives a shit that you snowboard and press boards. Want to know why? Because a streamlined factory is better than some stoney bro's sitting in a warehouse making something that could fail when someone hits a jib or jump. Your boards tech is nothing revolutionary, in fact it's highly dated. You talk about Smokin and NS news flash there buddy at least they're revolutionary and yes I know Jay and yes I know the Canadays and I know what they've put into their products, hell I live 3 blocks from Unity and I know what Pete puts into his boards. But you know what all of those companies have rocker, reverse camber, r.c. technology, and cam rocker in their boards they learned to adapt. You hand mill your cores which means your consistency isn't accurate and there's going to be differentiation between one model and the next. That's just fucking wrong if you can't consistently do the same to every board you're a fucking twat. QC is super important especially with the true core snowboard consumer, not your idea of who it is cause obviously you don't know shit about snowboarding.
So you're a rider for them and a salesperson but yet you want us to cut you a break? Sorry but if you represent a company especially one you're trying to sell you need to tone down the douchebaggery image you have, learn your fucking product, and once again not vibe people out. I was at SIA my intern and I laughed our asses off at you so hard, hell so many people I talked to laughed our asses off at you. I didn't even bother talking to you douche bags because of YOU, seriously you sitting there front and center turned me off enough that I've delegated you and the company you represent to the likes of Bitchboards, Ed Hardy, and every fuck that makes shitty products. That has to say something. Funner filmed you to poke fun at you and you can't even see that. Yeah the capita interview turned out better, want to know why? Johan, Blue, and crew understand it's a business with a party aspect to it while you see it as a party that lets you do business. Big difference there.
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