What the ??? New board?

[arcticguerilla]

A buddy forwarded this video to me. I can't tell if it's a new board or what. I checked out the website but not a lot of info.

YouTube - cryosnowboards's Channel

Heading up to Mt Hood Meadows in a couple weeks. Heard they are having a crazy snowstorm right now. Anyone been?

Later.

[Cavman]

I have seen this somewhere before. It is an opening on the back part of the board. Obviously it allows the snow to get shaved up into it like a wood plane.

I seem to recall it was on some mountain boards... Something to do with speed.... But I could be wrong.

[arcticguerilla]

That's pretty crazy if it's speed related. The faster I go, the higher I blow.

[MunkySpunk]

If you believe creating friction by shaving snow the entire way down the hill makes you go faster, I've got a bridge to sell you. You may also be interested in these potato chips that have flavor ridges that lock in flavor. I can sell you those real cheap too.

[arcticguerilla]

I wish I had this board and spunkymunky was following real close like then I would turn on the rooster shooter and pump in a face full of snow.

I wasn't talking friction, I was talking momentum. The faster you go, the higher the rooster would blow due to momentum transfer.

And I love flavor crystals!

[MunkySpunk]

Originally Posted by arcticguerilla

I wish I had this board and spunkymunky was following real close like then I would turn on the rooster shooter and pump in a face full of snow.

Yeah, you'd show me. I'd be following real close, you'd turn on your fancy small dick compensating brake and I'd either crash into you from behind or pass you. Internet fight point for you. Woo.

[arcticguerilla]

I rule. Won the internets battle.

Just ordered my Cryo board. Now where was that slalom speed run....

[ShredLife]

that board is fucking retarded. if you all you're trying to do when you go snowboarding is call attention to yourself with this kind of "look at me" stupid shit, then just don't snowboard. you should be snowller blading or drinking spiked coffee in the lodge like the bitch that you are.

maybe you could ride around blasting an air horn and spraying cans of silly string all over the place while you suck so much of your own dick. if you want people to look at you and think you're cool on a snowboard, learn to ride your board and throw some shit down. fucking pussy bullshit.

[arcticguerilla]

That's a crazy visual. Don't give anyone any ideas, though it would make for a good video.

[Cavman]

Originally Posted by ShredLife

that board is fucking retarded. if you all you're trying to do when you go snowboarding is call attention to yourself with this kind of "look at me" stupid shit, then just don't snowboard. you should be snowller blading or drinking spiked coffee in the lodge like the bitch that you are.

maybe you could ride around blasting an air horn and spraying cans of silly string all over the place while you suck so much of your own dick. if you want people to look at you and think you're cool on a snowboard, learn to ride your board and throw some shit down. fucking pussy bullshit.

Shred, Don't hold back mate. Open up and let your true feelings out!!!!