Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Mountains of Mordor
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If you can't press an Ultra learn to press, cause you clearly haven't yet.
Hell now I say buy a Stairmaster so you can learn to snowboard like a real boy. Not a wooden one made by a lonely old carpenter. Yes, Pinocchio reference.
Actually if we're getting you camber then get a Signal Park.
Actually instead of an Ultra, get a Signal Rocker Light.
Actually instead of that, take up underwater basket weaving and weave me something to take my laundry down to the machine with.
For realz though, if you had problems pressing a Banana, learn to press. If you get the Ultra and can't press that, learn to press. Also, The Signal Rocker Light is $60 less than the Ultra and is pretty similarly built. You'd most likely like it as much or more.
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