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GreyDragon · 12-15-2012, 12:08 PM

Just send it back to the vendor (at their expense) and get them to replace it.

And consider yourself initiated to the forum by the "veterans".
It's their way of saying "Welcome".

ShredLife · 12-15-2012, 12:15 PM

dude... i fucking dare you to google jenkum.

chomps1211 · 12-15-2012, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ShredLife

dude... i fucking dare you to google jenkum.

I did!! Never heard of this shit before! After reading a little I came to this conclusion,..

PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!

This is a quote from some site advocating the use of this shit,.. (...and yes, I'm intentionally trying to be "Punny"!!)

[Quoted from "Jenk, It's the Shit"]
Jenkem is the masterdrug of the new era. Your own feces and urine, fermented in the sun for a week, and you can hear your dead relatives and see the future. Jenkem is a trance. Jenkem is purity. Jenkem is logic in an insane world. Turn off your mind, and huff some jenk today!

Last Monday I was feeling sort of blue, sort of sick, from the fajitas and leftover Halloween candy over the weekend. At some point my gut sort of lurched. Right after that I got handed an ulcer-inducing list of stuff to do for work, so I was like, Screw this, I'm going to jenk.

Of course the problem with this is that you can't just get jenk over the counter or buy it from some dealer. You have to make it. So I got out my handy 5gal fermenter, blasted a squirming snake of brown-green feces into it, and then pissed all over it and added some brown sugar and nutmeg (makes the jenk more powerful, taste better). - Un-quote!

..."brown sugar & nutmeg makes it taste better????"
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK???

...makes it "TASTE BETTER????!!

If this guy's ever actually done any of this shit,.. I'm with you! He's a fucking TARD!!!!

GreyDragon · 12-15-2012, 12:54 PM

LOL!

Mass shootings as a monthly "event" and now this.
We are one f/u'd species.

Shredlife, I now see what you were saying...

BurtonAvenger · 12-15-2012, 05:50 PM

He digs through the bowels of the Internet to find all the unwanted shit.

ShredLife · 12-15-2012, 05:55 PM

hahah naw one of my shitty friends told me about that lil nugget

cjcameron11 · 12-16-2012, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ShredLife

hahah naw one of my shitty friends told me about that lil nugget

tooo many poo jokes.........

lol

d15 · 12-16-2012, 01:46 PM

Post pics so we can see what you're talking about.

ShredLife · 12-16-2012, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by d15

Post pics so we can see what you're talking about.

Efilnikufesin · 12-16-2012, 02:52 PM

Love how the course of threads on here go. Started with shipped board damage and ended with hallucinating off your own feces. Sweet.

12-15-2012, 12:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
ShredLife The Rooster King Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,344	dude... i fucking dare you to google jenkum. __________________ get the hell off my lawn.

12-15-2012, 05:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
BurtonAvenger Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mountains Posts: 8,054	He digs through the bowels of the Internet to find all the unwanted shit. __________________ Angry Snowboarder Because someone has to call it how they see it!

12-15-2012, 05:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
ShredLife The Rooster King Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,344	hahah naw one of my shitty friends told me about that lil nugget __________________ get the hell off my lawn.

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12-15-2012, 12:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
GreyDragon -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 165	Just send it back to the vendor (at their expense) and get them to replace it. And consider yourself initiated to the forum by the "veterans". It's their way of saying "Welcome".

12-15-2012, 12:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
GreyDragon -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 165	LOL! Mass shootings as a monthly "event" and now this. We are one f/u'd species. Shredlife, I now see what you were saying...

12-16-2012, 01:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
d15 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 180	Post pics so we can see what you're talking about.

12-16-2012, 02:52 PM	#20 (permalink)
Efilnikufesin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: LI NY Posts: 457	Love how the course of threads on here go. Started with shipped board damage and ended with hallucinating off your own feces. Sweet.