Wow that is some of the fucking shittiest advice I've ever seen so far. Chin to nose length what are you going to eat it, board length is determined by the amount of weigh tyou have because it will be the down force on the board. Then you have boot length, ability, riding style, where you ride, what you want performance wise from the board, how big your dong is, etc. etc.
Anti wide wtf are you fucking retarded? A boards with is all preportional to the boot length in terms of how you're going to leverage it edge to edge. You fucking fail.
Toe cap? WTF its personal preference you douche nozzle. Some people have inverted pinky toes and the toe cap puts pressure on it. Seriously slit your wrist. Toe cap pushing your foot deeper in the binding? WTF does your heel strap do nothing then? God you fucking fail.
Let the powers that be moderate me on this but I will say you fucking fail like the dumb ass you are. I hope to god you don't teach at copper.