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post #11 of 51 (permalink) Old 12-07-2008, 04:19 PM Thread Starter
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I opened the box today and I thought it was a snowboard because it was hugge butr you didnt even send me a snowboard like I asked!!

I got 1 ski
a cowboy hat
some toothpaste
a moldy orange
one chewed up sock
a pair of pink goggles with no lenses
and a pair of underwear

What the fuck is this?!!? I thought you were getting me real stuff!!!
That's everything you need for a successful day on the hill. I figure you can use the ski like a skinny snowboard. Except with just one leg. And a ski boot.

Besides, I only charged your account 8 dollars for the ski from Goodwill. I even covered shipping. You have nothing to complain about.

By the way, don't wear the cowboy hat. I found it in the trash.

EDIT: And the orange wasn't moldy when I sent it!
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Don't have any sympathy. Here's what captain douchebag sent me about 2 weeks ago. I could have been a lot meaner you know.





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to Aaron Stump <aaroncg@gmail.com>
date Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 6:43 PM
subject: can you help me please!!!1!
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hey man. my name is will. i saw your postings on snowboardingforusm.com and you really seem cool. like you know what your doing. i want to ask for help but i dont think anyone will be nice to me. i dont need that shit you know? could you help me? i have money for stuff but i dont knwo what to get. heres my stats:

5"90 feet
200 pounds
13 size shoe

im pretty new at snowboarding because i havent done it before. but im really strong cuz i work out all the time and im pretty fucking beefy you no? LOL so i think i can handle myself. if you can find me something really good for a good price ill pay you back for getting it for me or i can give you my moms paypal account name and you can just put it on there. i hope youl help me cuz im pretty desperate. alos do you kno how to backflip? LOL i want to do that shit you know? you can probably do it no problem since your good. your abatar is the shit. laters.

will
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lolol

that cant be a real email
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If he was just joking, then I wasted $18 shipping a bunch of crap to him.

My dog wants his sock back, Will.

EDIT: I cannot do backflips.

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my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
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Don't mean to necro-bump but this ish is hilarious. I thought he was drunk-posting, but I see the humor. Epic.
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I forgot all about this one. Epic fail for Willy.
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hahhhaha this is one of the weirdest yet hilarious threads in history of snowboarding... was the guy for real? some poor dumb 12 year old or trying to pull some paypal scam?
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when I was first reading this thread, I thought it was about some sick and twisted Secret Santa gift. But LOL! Nice job, A+ on the creativity. Totally worth spending the $18 for shipping
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